A young woman brought a very young and skinny baby to the doctor's office. She explained, "The baby seems to be ailing... Instead of gaining weight, he's lost three ounces this week alone!"
She was told to go into an examination room to wait for the doctor to arrive. After a short wait, a very handsome doctor strolled in and examined the baby. He then asked the young woman, "Is he breast fed or on bottle food?"
"Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, please strip down to your waist," he requested. She complied with his request, seeming a bit surprised. He gently squeezed both breasts, massaged them, pinched both nipples, and then began sucking strongly on one nipple. Finally he announced with great authority, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk!"
"Naturally," she replied. "I'm the baby's aunt!"
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