An English man is calmly having his breakfast when a typical American man, eating chewing gum, sits beside him. The English man ignores the American who, not happy with it, starts a conversation.
"Do you eat the whole bread?" says te American.
"Of course" replies the Englishman.
"We don't. We only eat what is inside, and the outside we put together in a container, recycle it, transform it into croissants and sell it to the English" says the American. The Englishman listens in silence.
"Do you eat the jam with the bread?" insists the American.
"Of course" replies the Englishman.
"We don't. We eat fresh fruits for our breakfast, put all the peel, seeds and the rest in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to the English" says the American.
The Englishman then asks "And what do you do with condoms once you used them?"
"We throw them away of course" replies the American.
The Englishman replies "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the Americans!"
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